#and honestly at this point theyre my only reason i go to thanksgiving. the rest of the family is mid but IM HERE TO SEE DEBBIE 😤‼️

[home-and-having-tea]

So my cousin is dating a new guy after she got divorced and holy shit this man and his whole FAMILY are the best. I text with his mom and she sent me a TEA CARE PACKAGE AT SCHOOL????? Mind you, this would be my second cousin-in-law's MOTHER. If my cousin breaks up with this guy, I'm keeping them. Sorry, they're my cousins now.

[willgayers]

imagine the losers getting an apartment 2gether once theyre out of derry tho?? like its probably been done a thousand times and thoroughly shoves canon out the window but its. v v v good

honestly i’ve never seen this idea anywhere so seems p fun to me!! 

OK SO 

lets say its somewhere ,,, in like …. new york 

it’s a super cool aesthetic hipster condo that looks something like this and it’s got that cool rooftop balcony that is their own one!!!

its just super cool ok and they have no idea how they got it but hey they did so!!! 

they all work most of the day but when they’re hanging out later,, they’re gonna have SO MUCH FUN

they’re gonna barbecue on their cool rooftop balcony

they’re gonna watch movies from a film projector that is pointed against a wall and they’re gonna have three bowls of popcorn because one bowl would never be enough for such a posse

they’re gonna pretend they’re in hell’s kitchen when they cook and they will all act gordon ramsay in turns (eddie is the best one though because he SCREAMS)

one time richie got actually offended and got tears in his eyes when his bf yelled at him too hard and didn’t break character

but after that eddie softened and he had to tell richie he’s only joking

and everyone was like oh my goSH richie

anyway then they’re just gonna eat their 6 different menus 

eating in general is a big part of their community and there will be a LOT of home delivery food like pizza and thai food etc etc

they aren’t big on throwing parties bc they don’t really like anyone other than each other even if they did have friends from like work or something 

but they do drink together and it’s always super fun and they end up dancing on the table

one time one of the neighbors knocked on the door and richie opened it wearing a bright pink boa around his neck 

the lady just stared at him and was like …..can u turn the music down a little

they did

for 15 minutes

until bill and stanley re-acted the im flying jack- scene standing on the table since my heart will go on started to play

“hEY LETS GO DO IT ON THE BALCONY!!!!!!”

“YEAH I WILL SNAPCHAT IT LMAO”

so richie and eddie share a room, stanley and bill share a room and beverly wants her own room since she is a lady ,,, which meant ben and mike are roomies but they’re ok with it since they’re both smart bois so they have a lot in common

obviously reddie will be a pain in the ass for the rest bc we know they’re disgustingly in love and we love it but the losers really don’t not at least  during nights if u know what i mean

stenbrough is pretty chill they aren’t making themselves unbearable and they’re just gonna cuddle and talk about stuff till like 4am 

beverly is gonna take relaxing baths with a face-mask on ((half the reason why she wanted her own bedroom was bc there was a private bathroom)) 

and mike and ben will talk about conspiracy theories this is a fact

but that is just how most of their nights go ok ,, like sometimes richie and stan will hangout and sometimes beverly and ben and eddie will gossip and sometimes mike and bill are gonna have a heart-to-heart it’s just,,,, one big ass sleepover whenever they want with whoever they want since they all live together

they have a chore calendar for sure

they always spend christmas and thanksgiving together bc lets face it their parents SUCK 

*vin diesel voice* i aint got friends, i got family

just gonna leave that there

when its thanksgiving they usually always bicker over who’s gonna prepare the turkey because richie ruined it last time

“i SWEAR i can do it this time”

“no richie you’re not doing it”

“but I SWEAR-”

“riChARd do NOT touch THAT BIRD”

christmas time is fun they will have a huge ass tree that they all carried together even though the carrying part wasn’t that much fun 

they decorated it v beautifully 

they obviously bought each other presents and they’re all cute and personal. they're all also wearing those lil hats jewish people do because they are spending their own little chrismukkah bc of stan!!!  

bill gets a lil emotional during christmas because of georgie and u can bet ur ass that all the other losers will be a shoulder to cry on 

new years eve they finally throw a party where they invite other friends too and its a fucking BLAST

they even shoot some fireworks from the balcony

(it was mike’s idea because he was WASTED)

after the party they’re all gonna lie on the living room floor eating some leftover food 

and one of them ,,, i dont care which one because im sure they would all say it ,,, will say;

“you guys moving together with y’all was the best thing i’ve ever done”

and they will all probably drunk cry

anyway they have so much fUN living together god i wish it was canon

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